pinkgills: the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze (via shingekinoswaggerjaegar)

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

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aweepingangel: i was never jealous of barbie’s body i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend (via maneatingbunny)

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

(via maneatingbunny)

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
crocodilepatronus: a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into uh (Source: itsvondell, via maneatingbunny)

crocodilepatronus:

a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

uh

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(Source: itsvondell, via maneatingbunny)

“"Silly little girl please don’t do this. Those scissors are for paper, Not for your wrist.” The sad thing is, I hate to say, That’s not true. And that you cant even comprehend the harm I wish to do. "Put down that razor, Put down that knife, Trust me, you don’t want to end your life” I honestly don’t want to overdose, Or end up bleeding out on the floor.. But I just might because of whats in my head, going on behind a closed door. (I worte this. The first and third stanzas are from poems I have read on the internet. I was thinking about them last night before I fell asleep and I wrote this.)”
okxo: looking at text posts and wondering why you didn’t come up with that first (Source: continent, via sorry)

okxo:

looking at text posts and wondering why you didn’t come up with that first

(Source: continent, via sorry)