lulz-time:

rneerkat:

the cafe owner accused of illegally putting fish lungs in his drinks was found gill tea

could you not

comment on my post? thanks for starting that sentence for me

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toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

disneyprincest:

when a female hits puberty, her breasts fill up with milk for her future child and stays there until she dies. thats why, when you die, your body smells because the milk starts to spoil. i took AP biology trust me on this one. 

dietchola:

there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved

lulz-time:

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

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quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence