guyofodd:

Star Wars Episode 420: The Empire Skins Up
lovelydumpling:

blaze it n praise it.
hahahahaahaha i can’t stop laughing.
hedonissy:

Mary & Jane
mchecks24:

Oh yaaa
random-boners: "Who wants to ditch school on 4/20!?" "that’s a Sunday…" "So?"

random-boners:

"Who wants to ditch school on 4/20!?"

"that’s a Sunday…"

"So?"

“When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get afraid about what they’re going to do.”
thefoxxnextdoor: My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you. (via ohdangxx)

thefoxxnextdoor:

My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

(via ohdangxx)

“Growing up I always thought true love was red roses, dates on Saturday nights, little block box that held expensive things, and always knowing what to say. I thought true love was a kiss in the rain, deep explanations, and the perfect story. But now that I’m older I’ve realized it’s not like that at all. See because true love for me is ugly snapchats, and peeing while you’re on the phone. True love is kissing at 6 AM despite the morning breath and singing at the top of your lungs. It’s saying all the wrong things, at all the wrong moments. It’s sarcasm and being honest even when it hurts. It’s late hours of the night when it’s been a long day and it’s no make up and bad hair. It’s tears from laughter, it’s tears from sadness and it’s nothing like any storybook you’ve ever read. It’s never running out of things to talk about, and it’s being comfortable in the silence of things. True love is watching The Titanic though you swore you never would. It’s getting mad over stupid things. It’s “you’re an idiot,” and “you’re a little shit” and knowing you’re so lucky to hear those every day. It’s spilling your feelings at 4 AM when you should be asleep. It’s that song you hear on the radio that always makes you smile. It’s the worst story you could imagine, but thank God it worked out anyways. True love is never losing the magic. True love is not leaving when things get hard. I like my definition better anyways.”
novamist:

averaqejoe:

xstayfocused:

shigaretto:

sunflowury:

parkmerced:

That’s one steep hill in SF. San Francisco, CA

ITS HELL TO DRIVE

raven baxter from thats so raven lived on this hill 

This gives me anxiety

i was here and i loved it

Sucks even more to walk it-I almost passed out cus I’m so out of shape lol
officialalltimelow: alexgaskarthdoingthings: So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg This is my favourite post of all time. (via ohdangxx)

officialalltimelow:

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg

This is my favourite post of all time.

(via ohdangxx)

I say this so much