okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
psa: NEVer date someone who listens to the smiths. they won’t make you tea or cuddle with you or fuck your sweater holes or whatever it is you kids do. They are all queer vegetarians who wank to oscar wilde’s sad poetry and bawl all day about how boring everything is. Don’t be fooled, they are not fun people at all